I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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