Me. At least after what I've been through.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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