Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
