If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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