When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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