i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You've changed since you got that strap on
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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