awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
