I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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