Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
