I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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