Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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