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either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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