Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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