hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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