she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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