someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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