On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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