I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green