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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.

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(918): I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed. http://tfl.nu/bpmv

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(850): View more from Florida

So are we goin out tonight?

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Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...

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And that was fun, wasn't it?

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(850): So are we goin out tonight? (315): Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night... (850): And that was fun, wasn't it? http://tfl.nu/s8z3

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.

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(630): I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me. http://tfl.nu/s161

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(315): View more from New York

Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.

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(315): Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages. http://tfl.nu/62kk

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(903): View more from Texas

I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.

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It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.

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(903): I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls. (214): It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep. http://tfl.nu/5v3w

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.

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(978): i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite. http://tfl.nu/yk7i

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer

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(860): you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer http://tfl.nu/h8i3

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(352): View more from Florida

Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.

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(352): Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break. http://tfl.nu/4l91

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.

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(215): I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names. http://tfl.nu/kef5

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(415): View more from California

STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU

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(415): STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU http://tfl.nu/78be

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(602): View more from Arizona

This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?

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(602): This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette? http://tfl.nu/45gq

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Great news I took pics last night

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Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies

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(908): Great news I took pics last night (908): Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies http://tfl.nu/mrta

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(239): View more from Florida

Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.

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(239): Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows. http://tfl.nu/ni5n

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(775): View more from Nevada

Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.

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(775): Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity. http://tfl.nu/mwyr

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...

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(307): I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me... http://tfl.nu/hfzb

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