i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.