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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.

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  the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.

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• (707): View more from California

  there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF

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  Spring cleaning

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