You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth