Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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