Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
