I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Randomize
