it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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