Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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