i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
