I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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