I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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