Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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