I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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