Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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