we made out on top of his cat.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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