I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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