what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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