your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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