This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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