sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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