Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
do herpes really smell.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I need to calm my uterus...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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