i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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