i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
