I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
false alarm, still single
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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