haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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