I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
tequila makes me forget i have legs
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
