Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I FOUND THE LEGS
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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