it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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