living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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