I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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