she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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