I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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