Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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