this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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