part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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