some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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