and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
pop tarts are not kleenex
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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