it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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