I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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