You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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