Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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