You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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