We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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