we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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