the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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